The Irish dude at Walmart

So on saturday me and my daddy went to walmart. and we go to pay for our stuff and the cashire is kind of a bigger guy with a little pony tail. and so we go up there and he says good day sir! in the cooliest Irish accent. and then he says, (know imagine all this in a really heavy irish accent) You know sir, walmart is the only store i know where you can go in only to buy some toilet paper, and walk out with half the store, and then get home, and realize... you forgot the toilet paper! so me and my dad laugh a little, and we start to walk off and he says Have a GLORious day sir! (and if ur name happens to b haley or jered, thats rele rele rele funny, considering what i said on teh way back from Samuel school =] but it's still rele funny) so me adn my dad are about to burst out laughing on the way out, but the second the doors closed behind us and we were outside we started laughing SOOOO hard. =D